Fauxboy
A boy who would be a fuckboy IF he wasn’t raised super well. Has too strong of a relationship with his mom to be anything but sweet and polite to girls.
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fauxbook
The act of using Facebook under the guise of a false identity.
The purpose of the identity is to join networks otherwise unavailable to the perpetrator to glean information off of carefully chosen targets. The person may then send a friend request to his/her target in an attempt to fool the person into believing the person is somewhat trustworthy as the friend request comes from a network to which the target belongs.
A parent might sign up for Facebook as a member of his/her son or daughter's High school, with the intent of some of all of the following:
- to send her child's friends "friend requests" to watch their behavior or subtly coax them to talk about her child
- to watch her child's Facebook announcements and wall posts
- to monitor her child's comments on other's facebook pages
- to see pictures and other information
The purpose of the identity is to join networks otherwise unavailable to the perpetrator to glean information off of carefully chosen targets. The person may then send a friend request to his/her target in an attempt to fool the person into believing the person is somewhat trustworthy as the friend request comes from a network to which the target belongs.
A parent might sign up for Facebook as a member of his/her son or daughter's High school, with the intent of some of all of the following:
- to send her child's friends "friend requests" to watch their behavior or subtly coax them to talk about her child
- to watch her child's Facebook announcements and wall posts
- to monitor her child's comments on other's facebook pages
- to see pictures and other information
Son in HS: "Who is 'Tara Jordan'? I've never heard of her at school before..
*clicks to accept friend request oblivious to the fauxbook request coming from his mother*
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Mother of child, posing as fictitious Tara Jordan: "Now I will scour my son's page and his friends' pages to see what he's doing whilst not under my supervision."
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"I was fauxbooked by my mom and she saw all the college photos of me drinking instead of going to class."
"My fauxbook tricks every girl in the sorority to accept my friend request so I can see all of their information."
*clicks to accept friend request oblivious to the fauxbook request coming from his mother*
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Mother of child, posing as fictitious Tara Jordan: "Now I will scour my son's page and his friends' pages to see what he's doing whilst not under my supervision."
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"I was fauxbooked by my mom and she saw all the college photos of me drinking instead of going to class."
"My fauxbook tricks every girl in the sorority to accept my friend request so I can see all of their information."
fauxbook by Shiftyeyedgoat October 21, 2009
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Fauxbo
Noun:Fauxbo (fobo)
1. a man with whom somebody has a romantic or sexual relationship that is not genuine or real.
2. fake boyfriend
verb:
1. to charm a woman with romantic or sexual tension that is neither genuine nor real.
1. a man with whom somebody has a romantic or sexual relationship that is not genuine or real.
2. fake boyfriend
verb:
1. to charm a woman with romantic or sexual tension that is neither genuine nor real.
Examples
1. "Every woman has that perfect man in their mind,for them they walk with a strut, tilt their heads with a laugh and are insationable flirts, that perfect man is her Fauxbo."
2. "Wendy was never happy with her boyfriend because he could never compare to that perfect Fauxbo in her mind."
3. "she flirted with her Fauxbo behind the counter every day when she went into the coffee shop."
4. "She spent hours shopping for a special dress because she knew she was going to see her Fauxbo at her high school reunion."
5. "Those two seem like a couple, is that her boyfriend?, No it's just her Fauxbo."
1. "Every woman has that perfect man in their mind,for them they walk with a strut, tilt their heads with a laugh and are insationable flirts, that perfect man is her Fauxbo."
2. "Wendy was never happy with her boyfriend because he could never compare to that perfect Fauxbo in her mind."
3. "she flirted with her Fauxbo behind the counter every day when she went into the coffee shop."
4. "She spent hours shopping for a special dress because she knew she was going to see her Fauxbo at her high school reunion."
5. "Those two seem like a couple, is that her boyfriend?, No it's just her Fauxbo."
Fauxbo by Lucy Waters March 1, 2010
fauxbo
1. A fake hobo, for fashion's sake or to make statement. Someone who dresses or talks or acts like they're homeless, when in fact they're not.
2. Someone pretending to be homeless to get money.
2. Someone pretending to be homeless to get money.
fauxbonics
Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.
Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.
fauxbonics by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009
Fauxbo
A combination of the words "faux" and "hobo" - a person of sound financial means, whether by their own employment of outside funds, who chooses to take on the appearance and level of hygiene of a vagrant or otherwise homeless individual.
"That outdoor music festival was a total fauxbo convention."
"This used to be a decent coffee shop before it was overtaken by fauxbos."
"That fauxbo deeps his iPhone lodged in his dreadlocked beard."
"This used to be a decent coffee shop before it was overtaken by fauxbos."
"That fauxbo deeps his iPhone lodged in his dreadlocked beard."
Fauxbo by OkieHebrew June 12, 2014
fauxbola
The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.
Jimmy let out a loud sneeze on the train before announcing to the crowd 'I probably have Ebola you know' but in reality he was just suffering from fauxbola.