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cocktober surprise 

A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
cocktober surprise by Frankiez October 1, 2006

Cockfosters 

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!
Drink my Cockfosters!
Cockfosters by Ian Chode July 23, 2003
The gyration of the hips to make ones penis spin around in circles.
That fag in meatspin has a weak cockter.
cockter by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

cockbutter

The male ejaculate, or semen. Since semen has the consistency, thickness, and headyness of melted butted, and comes from a cock, it's referred to as "cockbutter."
Dude, she ate my cockbutter with gusto, and swallowed every drop!
cockbutter by Mr p b January 15, 2008

cocksitter 

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.
Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!
cocksitter by jimissobored July 27, 2014
This locker room is full of cocketeers.
Cocketeer by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018