skews

"Skills" said in Chinglish.

Bitches aint got no skews!

by Super doodie January 6, 2009

skew

stupid, dumbass, worthy of getting punched in the balls, monkey, the action of getting punched in the balls

your so skew, your such a skew, GAH YOU SKEWED ME!

by will and taylor October 4, 2004

Skew Brother

An alternative to the redneck slang yee yee

Beat my wife cause she looks like my cousin skew brother! -lil cumtism

by demo7241 December 2, 2021

Skewed Perspective

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

by kerylteith May 24, 2022

Skew-biff

Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.

"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!"

"Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."

by Mercurius Oxoniensis June 7, 2009

skew-whiff

Turned or twisted toward one side. Common usage in the UK.

William Shatner's toupe was less than convincing as it was frequently skew-whiff.

by w00fdawg November 7, 2005

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 3, 2003