Skewtch 

someone who pretends to be 100 times cooler than they actually are. usually this side of a person comes out when they are drunk (after one beer). also can be confused for "that guy" except that guys stories are usually credible and interesting. the skewtch lacks no talent or ability to serve usefull purpose to a party. they will get in as many pictures as possible with you often making a messed up face giving the impression they are piss drunk despite the fact they are half way done with their first Mikes Hard lemonade and not even buzzed in the slightest. typical wardrobe often includes: collared shirt, "dress shoes", leather bomber jacket (in july), acid wash jeans, any jewelry made of "hemp", and a digital camera affixed permanantly to their left hand to snag as many new myspace pics with their new "friends" as possible.
==can also be used in substitute for relatively any word in a sentance when speaking of the person who is the "skewtch"

Brad: hey where is Dave today?
Mike: I heard he is trying to Skewtch with that hot chick from his bio class

Brad: (after 10 drinks) Man i am going to get so much ass tonight..those ladies are all over me
Kyle: stop beign a skewtch

Skewtch by clam boy November 27, 2006

skewtch 

the ultimate dude. YOOO THAT SKEWTCH IS ILL

yo that kids the skewtch!

skewtch by billy M December 7, 2006

skewtch 

a little scooter intended for children

my 4 year old son got a new skewtch

skewtch by Ryan Burdenson December 7, 2006

skewtch 

a little mark on teh back of a guitar from your belt

yo this guitar was brand new but after all my rocking the back has skewtch on it

skewtch by frank0 December 7, 2006

Sketch A Peaze 

A famous Multi-Talented Man That You'll Ever Meet He is the Master of Arts & Music what ever he do he puts

his mind to it and makes it happen.

He wrote a book on how he can Make Broken Relationships Better Again for Life Partners.

Person 1: Hey You Know Who Sketch A Peaze Is ?

Person2 : Hell Yeah!!! Bro He is The Man, He's A Multi - Talented Artist In Literal Sense and Logical Sense of the Word He Be Speakin The Truth 100%

Sketch A Peaze by Sketch A Peaze May 13, 2018

Etch-A-Sketch 

A drawing toy with a gray screen surrounded by a red plastic frame. There's 2 knobs, 1 at the lower right to move horizontally & 1 at the left to move vertically~a stylus displaces aluminum powder to create visual fun pictures. Really Fun! When I was a kid, my Mom accidentally stepped on my Etch-A-Sketch & the aluminum powder stuck to her shoe! She ended up throwing that pair of shoes in the trash & it taught me to take care where I placed my Etch-A-Sketch!

I drew a map of the USA on my mini Etch-A-Sketch in about 5~10 minutes! So Very Awesome! You can make lots of drawings of anything on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Etch-A-Sketch by Starchylde June 20, 2016

sketch bitch 

1) someone who is being a shady motherfucker
2) a person who is extremely flaky and unreliable

1)Erika and Taylor are such sketch bitches, we only ever see them when they're blacked out.

2)I called Kelly and she took 4 hours to respond - with a text message. Sketch bitch!

sketch bitch by FitBitchez December 1, 2010