Skew

Weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc.

Having too much flabby tissue
Really man? Why would you tap that; she is skew.

Damn that bitch got a skew ass.
by Seymore Nips April 01, 2015
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Skew is largely used in McMinnville, Tennessee. A word used for happiness or when something good has happened.
After making it through the mudhole Minnar yelled, "skew!"
by downhomegirl January 30, 2010
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A term used to define gringos(as) with a redneck accent.
You're such a skew!
by thatonebownkid August 31, 2011
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Something used on the penis to make it slippery, wet, and larger. Also used as a preventative of pregnancy.
Condoms are for boys. When you're a man, you use SKEW.

1. Ew dude you use condoms?
2. Yea?
1. They take away all the feeling tho.
2. But what else can I use?
1. SKEW! It makes your dick larger and prevents babies.
Garaunteed!
by VstepN April 05, 2010
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The phrase given to a shit piece of work at Harrow School, UK.
Oh yeah, Charles fucked up his homework last week. he got a skew.
by OliGWHS November 22, 2015
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A lame word used to attempt to describe cool things EVEN THOUGH skew is still dumb.
I hope you skew up your life!
by Eril Mondal July 02, 2009
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When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.
Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed
by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018
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