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Clownman 

A senior officer who loves sucking the bosses pin
Oh look, there goes the clownman back to the bosses office... AGAIN
Clownman by ClownMan1 November 15, 2009
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Clone Rock 

The Music played by any American rock or Nu Metal band adept in the art of guitar distortion, power chords and repetitive meaningless lyrics. It doesn't matter if the music is Emo or upbeat, it's basically the same.

Any band considered a product of the great Clone Wars of the 00's. Examples of these oldschool Clone Rock bands include Linkin Park, Alien Ant Farm and Blink 182... bands so alike it would be difficult to pick one from the others in a line-up.
Guy: Is this My Chemical Romance or Funeral for a Friend?
Guy 2: I thought we were listenig to Bullet for my Valentine!
Guy 3: Oh, for a second there I thought Fallout Boy had gone all dark.

Guy: Is it my imagination or has this band been playing the same song for the past 45 mins.
Guy 2: No, this is Clone Rock, there are subtle differences.
Clone Rock by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
to hit with a dull thudding force
yar...you clonked me in the din
clonk by permafrown November 4, 2004

Clownies 

Also known as Ratkids.
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.

How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.

They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.

They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names

ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)

SamiSabotage

DropDeadDez

KimmyCakes

JoshMosh

AlexAnonymous.

The list goes on
Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies

CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible

Normal person:
no i got it from camden market

Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?

CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
Clownies by Olihime May 5, 2009
what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
lol chowned, dick...
chowned by aichains September 13, 2008

Attack of the clones 

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
Attack of the clones by smpoza February 13, 2009