Clownman

A senior officer who loves sucking the bosses pin

Oh look, there goes the clownman back to the bosses office... AGAIN

by ClownMan1 November 15, 2009

clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clownmunch

anyone not cool; tool; dork; loser.

Can you believe Bob did that? What a clownmunch!

by B. Panda October 6, 2005

Clownmaeda

A disgusting being of pure energy created from the popular anime Danganropa.

Did you see that new fan art for Clownmaeda?

by its_Aura707 October 25, 2018

clownhanger

An extremely depressing film. Coined from the film 'Brassed Off' starring Ewan McGregor that featured a clown hanging from a lamppost.

Requiem for a dream turned out to be a real clownhanger.

by localgirl.co.uk June 13, 2008

clownmate

is someone whom you share your none existing theories with. This is most commonly used by kpop stans who always exchange close to impossible situations regarding their idols

Zakiah is the most loyal clownmate.

by Bobbin trash September 26, 2020