Stud Muffin Top 

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

Stud Muffin Top by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011

Russian Top Hat 

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

Russian Top Hat by Dicks In July 30, 2010

Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

Nebraska Top-Ramen by lucifer killed yo mom December 11, 2007

It's like a tank top 

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top

Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.

It's like a tank top by NOYB tbh September 1, 2009

sub top 

a guy who takes the dominant position in gay sex but likes to be looked down on

bro hes such a sub top!he just got his dick destroyed by jake and loved to get called his dirty little slut!

sub top by the bi guy September 24, 2022

tampon top 

Refers to a redheaded person -

Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of “unclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as “red-knob” or “tampon tops.”

"Shelby, you're a tampon top."

tampon top by Shleyb April 6, 2006

Carrot Top 

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.

death to the carrot top!

Carrot Top by Kengou October 10, 2003