Definitions by ChelseasKingdom

Soap-n-Dope

The time of day when you watch soap operas and smoke weed.

Children napping: Check
Hubby at work: Check
Time for soap-n-dope

Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.

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When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

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