ass spelunking 

A prank played on someone who is sleeping. When you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. May cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.

John was the first one to fall asleep, so Manuel sent him ass spelunking. Man was he pissed.

ass spelunking by Notorious R.E.D. and S Bizzle December 9, 2008

Ass Clown 

Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:

- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.

That ass clown lived off me for a year, and never paid rent.

Ass Clown by CalisDead May 4, 2009

Ass Slap

A pat of the butt, used by male athletes used to signify a good play/move.

Joey ass slapped me after I hit a homerun.

Ass Slap by GangstaT-man January 18, 2009

ass rape

Something that you really don't want to do, or exhausts you

"Doing all this homework is like ass rape!"

ass rape by Christy January 15, 2003

ass whipe

Someone who is too stupid to know how to spell wipe correctly.

It's ass wipe, not ass whipe. L2spell.

ass whipe by sadofihjag November 24, 2009

ass backdraft 

The unfortunate consequences of an improperly executed fart lighting. This is where the noxious gasses ignite within the ass and create a terrible, terrible mess.

"Why are you in a wheel chair?"
"When I was a kid, I had a fart lighting mishap, caught some ass backdraft, and burnt the lower half of my body right off the bones."

ass backdraft by Craig McRae July 17, 2006

ass-yogurt 

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

ass-yogurt by Chris September 29, 2004