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The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.
Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.

Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.

Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
titsmas by alexander huntering March 21, 2010
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Tittercated 

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.
Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

Titanic Weed 

A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.
Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)

Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"

Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."

Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
Titanic Weed by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014

titty snatch 

When a female sticks her entire nipple into a male's urethra and she begins to lactate vigorously.
Ethan: Damn baby you titty snatched me so good last night
titty snatch by My Moms Weiner April 20, 2015

titty licker 

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.
He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.
titty licker by Kelpie g September 12, 2017

titaninut 

huge nut. volcanic. insane amount of nut.
yo have you ever had a titaninut”

“no bro what’s that”

“ah shit bro you need someone to help you with that”
titaninut by milfsrhot June 23, 2021