baconkissed

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

by Tantrums August 29, 2009

Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.

I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010

Bayinaise

Getting shorted or hoonied on something.

Hey Andy, did you get your paycheck Friday? No Tony, I got the Bayinaise.

by Tony McGoon January 28, 2021

baconass

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.

Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"

by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010

Baenaise

When you keep fucking your bae after you came in her where your cum and her juices is churned into a frothy, mayonaise-like liquid.

Came in her once, then churned her like butter to make some baenaise.

by Portlande October 14, 2016

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.

"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"

by JewC May 28, 2008