dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dickpause

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

by Rapping January 4, 2015

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

dickmove

An action by a politician that is absolutely illegal but is done anyway because they know they can get away with it.

What Bill Clinton did on Super Tuesday in Massachusetts was a total. dickmove.

by NexusSix August 15, 2016

dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

by emrldwpn November 20, 2018