Cunt Munchie 

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.

Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie

Cunt Munchie by ashane June 14, 2016

cunt saucer 

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.

That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!

cunt saucer by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 5, 2018

Cunt of Jesus! 

An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.

Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"

Cunt of Jesus! by maoZZ November 21, 2010

cunt inlaw 

Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.

One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."

cunt inlaw by jpg3 October 6, 2010

Cunt Fucking Awesome 

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009

Cunt-a-table 

Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.

Person A - 'I'm so bored'

Person B - 'Ahh just Cunt-a-table'

Cunt-a-table by George_94 November 19, 2009

Cunt Blindness

1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.

2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.

1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness

2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness

Cunt Blindness by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010