Cunt of Jesus!

An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
by maoZZ November 19, 2010
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Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.
"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again
by maoZZ November 19, 2010
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