Ass Bush 

1) When a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his ass crack.

2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.

1) Borat and Ron Jeremy are so hairy they sport ass bushes on camera.

2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!

Ass Bush by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2009

ass flower 

Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.

I was about to take this girl doggy-style, but her ass flower scared me away.

ass flower by Binder September 30, 2004

ass gasket 

paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.

the toilet stole my ass gasket!

ass gasket by jLOUD August 4, 2006

ass flu

A sudden and violent sickness with the primary symptom being total liquification and elimination of the entire intestinal tract over a period of days.

During ass flu the infected will experience defication with the consistency of burnt coffee every thirty minutes for at least three days. The accumulated stress will usually lead to an angy starfish with a peanut.

Ass flu is almost always contracted by eating at buffet restaurants frequented by mobs of geriatrics; Golden Coral, Fire Mountain Grill, or Luby's.

I didn't want to go Fire Mountain Grill because it looked like ass flu waiting to happen. When my friend Matt went there he got the worst case of ass flu ever. He said his starfish was destroyed by a peanut cluster.

ass flu by Matt Simmons October 16, 2006

ass stamp 

When you sit on something with no clothes on.

Dude ass stamped my couch.

ass stamp by Lisa Avery December 25, 2007

ass paste 

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

ass paste by jim May 7, 2005

ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass

"How much for your ass buffet?"

ass buffet by Will January 6, 2005