skoafer

Marijuana and top tabacco finely grinded together to create a powerful head high consumed out of a bong.

Damn, I need a fucken skoafer!

by terryshav July 6, 2010

Spafro

When you're getting a bj and about to cum, you pull out and spaff in her hair, before ruffling her hair to make an afro like hairstyle. Spaff + Afro= Spafro

Ben:'Hey did you see Eve's new hair style? Wayyy too much gel'
Colin:'Nah man I gave her the spafro, she a dirty bitch'

by J2DaShizzo September 8, 2014

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

Spoff

Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.

"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"

Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

speafing

When someone is talking in a nonsensical manner, making absurd or contradictory statements, or weaving unrelated ideas together in a confusing manner. By Nis Tuga

"that mf is speafing rn"/ "yo stop speafin my boy"

by Nis Tuga September 14, 2023

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015