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ruffling 

So like its when you lay on your back, it's super hot out so your balls hang down to your knees. Yeah, you give yourself a reach around and pull your sweaty sack over your butthole. Breathe in and let a gnarly wet fart out. That my friend is Ruffling.......
Alisha walked in on me ruffling the other day, I was so embarrassed but I think she's liked it.
ruffling by Backdoor balls December 8, 2013
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Ruffling Around 

Witnessing how all things get twisted while you do nothing to avoid it at all.
That single Ruff just looked like ruffling around while the board went down.

Ruffling in the sheets 

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!

Ruffling Theory 

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.
ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.
Ruffling Theory by ItsEbro February 14, 2018

muff ruffling 

a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
muff ruffling by Docks October 2, 2008

Scrotum Ruffling 

The act of aggressively rubbing a towel or other piece of textured fabric onto one’s penis until orgasm.
Me and my girlfriend tried Scrotum Ruffling the other day and I orgasmed 4 times!
Scrotum Ruffling by anonymous July 29, 2024

rufflin' 

to act a fool, trip, or in some cases, trifle. Most commonly followed by the word nigga

Pronunciation: Rüff-él-iñ

Origin of the word: Washington, DC
"Stop dat rufflin' nigga!"

"Motha fucka you a rufflin' ass nigga."
rufflin' by ReservedSteeel211 September 28, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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