Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"

Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

Spankterial

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.

If a girl sends a guy some provocative pictures through text messaging, he can then use those photo's as spankterial.

by johnnyAppleSeed2906 April 11, 2011

Swageterian

Dat boi doesnt need no food. He just live the swageterian diet. Who the Fuck needs nutrients When he got swag ayyy boa and he doesnt give a fuk

Dat G's a swageterian he aint need no food ni**uh.

by slimboifat July 12, 2019

Spaceterbating

Jerking off in a dark room wearing a fishbowl, thick gloves and scuba gear on a waterbed to give you the feeling of doing it in space.

I was so board last night after the power went off I just started spaceterbating.

by Mr. Dobolina August 21, 2022