Spoff

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

by emoscum April 15, 2006

Spoff

Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.

"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Spoff

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006

Spoff

To literally enlarge something with your mind.

Spoff! (Enlarges grape)

by Koppyklone September 28, 2017

Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

spoff

noun - ejaculate

She makes me want to cough my spoff.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

by Dan Fox August 13, 2003