Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

pop the glock

to shoot with a handgun sb

John: Just pop the glock man, he's no good to live
Will: I don't know John, I think he knows sth we don't

by Tzitzelayana April 20, 2008

gloit

A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.

"You stupid gloit!"
"Don't make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!"

by xEmilyx September 2, 2005

glomp

1. to tackle someone or something in a hug
2. a some-what violent exspression of grattitude

Did you see that!? She tottaly glomped him after he gave her the flowers! Haha, that's really sweet!

by Kytti March 31, 2005

globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".

The mattress globbered.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 1, 2005

gloy

Everyone remembers Gloy, the archetypal non-toxic school glue. Safe for children to eat (and in fact a staple part of school dinners until the 1980s), and completely lacking in any kind of adhesive qualities, Gloy is a pillar of our joint educational soceity.

Sir! Miller ate some Gloy (School Formula) and he's died of shock!

by Mustafa March 3, 2004