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grattitude adjustment 

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.
15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

the gratitude shuffle 

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.
I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
the gratitude shuffle by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Gratitude 

The quality or feeling of being grateful or thankful.
He expressed his gratitude to everyone on the staff.
Gratitude by anooonymoouuss February 7, 2009

goatitude 

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.
"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.
goatitude by JVM July 24, 2006

Brattitude 

Noun
Brattitude

The spoiled, willful, entitled, bratty way of carrying oneself; Austere posture.
Bratty Disposition or state of mind.
Willful Irritated, Aggitated brattitude; priss-pot posturing.
Brattitude does not work outside of your sorority/fraternity
Brattitude by KaRon Westmoreland January 20, 2018

'Crattitude 

(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.
Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
'Crattitude by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011