grattitude
grattitude by Senor Wolfie September 24, 2013
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grattitude adjustment
When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.
15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone
2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?
15 year old girl: pffft duh ya
2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.
2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?
15 year old girl: pffft duh ya
2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.
grattitude adjustment by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011
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the gratitude shuffle
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I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
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Gratitude by anooonymoouuss February 7, 2009
goatitude
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Brattitude
Noun
Brattitude
The spoiled, willful, entitled, bratty way of carrying oneself; Austere posture.
Bratty Disposition or state of mind.
Willful Irritated, Aggitated brattitude; priss-pot posturing.
Brattitude
The spoiled, willful, entitled, bratty way of carrying oneself; Austere posture.
Bratty Disposition or state of mind.
Willful Irritated, Aggitated brattitude; priss-pot posturing.
Brattitude by KaRon Westmoreland January 20, 2018
'Crattitude
(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.
Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
'Crattitude by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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