gloit

A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.

"You stupid gloit!"
"Don't make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!"

by xEmilyx September 2, 2005

gloit

somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will piss the original creator off

you fucking gloit gloit is my insult

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

gloit

A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.

Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!

by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007

Gloit

This word is used to refer to someone to either be quiet, or close their legs.

Most used in Yorkshire (predominantly West).

"Shut your Gloit you slag"

"Will you shut your Gloit your starting to piss me off"

by Lb95x June 30, 2015

glitmail

To receive mail that contains glitter.

Joe received glitmail.

by GMAIL March 8, 2015

gold glitter

What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!

Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!

by pseudonymforLARRY March 24, 2021

fart glitter

Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face

Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.

by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017