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A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.
"You stupid gloit!"
"Don't make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!"
by xEmilyx August 09, 2005
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somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will piss the original creator off
you fucking gloit gloit is my insult
by martyn and leo April 16, 2004
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This word is used to refer to someone to either be quiet, or close their legs.

Most used in Yorkshire (predominantly West).
"Shut your Gloit you slag"

"Will you shut your Gloit your starting to piss me off"
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A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
by Xlapmeister IV May 30, 2007
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