Dominic’s dick

Looks like an elephants or a donkeys or a big banana except it’s a bbc it’s the perfect cock and a Jesus cock a daddy dick

Dezarae you’ve been masturbating all day you’ve squirted on almost everything in here

I can stop thinking of Dominic’s dick

by Vulnerable fetish May 27, 2022

sticks out like a dick on a fish

sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss

my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood

by bluebear July 4, 2022

dicksappointed

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

by robopath January 10, 2009

Dickknot

A dilemma of unspeakable proportions; a bind that seems inescapable; an impasse; a jam; a problem that seems to defy a satisfactory solution; just a really shitty situation

Charlie got a real dickknot of an assignment at 5:00 on Friday and had to work all weekend.

Guy 1: How's it going man?
Guy 2: Not good! I'm way behind at work and this morning I accidentally took an ambien instead of an adderall!
Guy 1: Oh man, sounds like you're in a serious dickknot there.

Chick 1: Oh shit, it's pouring, I'm wearing a white T-shirt, and I forgot my umbrella
Chick 2: What a dickknot!

Guy 1: oh nooo! I got my weiner all tangled up in these bicycle spokes and now I can't get it out!
Guy 2: Wow, you have quite litereally gotten yourself into an epic dickknot

by Sharm Alarm July 20, 2010

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

Dick Move

d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness

Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium

Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!

by Scwan Dunkin April 11, 2013