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Definitions by duckkiller

Skid bibs 

Bib overalls with skid marks in them. Usually from hard working men in the woods or farm but just as common with old men with bathroom problems.
After a long day of work, Clyde had Betty wash his skid bibs.
Skid bibs by duckkiller April 25, 2021

Clipping 

When you're on the phone and the person you're talking to bought their phone at Walmart so it's making a clipping noise.
Betty was chatting with Amy but her phone kept clipping. Betty hung up because nobody likes a cheap phone.
Clipping by duckkiller April 25, 2021

Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.

suck my dick eye 

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.
John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.