Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.

Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?

by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018

Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018

Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.

One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious

by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019

Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019

Blumpkinology

The intense study of all types of Blumpkins

I stayed up all night studying for my Blumpkinology exam

My asshole & dick are raw from studying Blumpkinology so hard

by Spotted Dick & Custard September 16, 2019

Blumperwax

This is the act of pouring hot wax down you're japseye and receiving a scolding hot skewer up you're rectum.

Can't believe Dave had a blumperwax last night.

by Boofhead_JB February 6, 2020