blumpkins

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giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating

guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....

blumpkins by teh poof June 13, 2005

Words you can keep

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

King of the Blumpkins by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

Gluten-Free Blumpkins by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

king of the blumpkins

asher roth be the king of the blumpkins

yo i heard asher roth is the king of the blumpkins

king of the blumpkins by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

Smashing Blumpkins by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

iced blumpkins

a muffin with jizz on it

"Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins."

iced blumpkins by Psylocibin January 6, 2006

Super Blumpkins

The act of giving a blowjob while receiving an abortion.

"Omg did you hear what Becky did? She gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! Talk about squashing the patriarchy!"

Super Blumpkins by Katiekilljoy December 21, 2017

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026