Blumperwax

This is the act of pouring hot wax down you're japseye and receiving a scolding hot skewer up you're rectum.

Can't believe Dave had a blumperwax last night.

by Boofhead_JB February 6, 2020

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009