Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

by Illusion December 14, 2008

cockdoggie

small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.

Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race

by james007bond March 12, 2010

cook it medium

To win presidency with great success by forcing beliefs upon people.

Donald trump won presidency by using the "cook it medium" strategy

by elmre4845447747854874587458754 October 30, 2017

Cockdoneblur

Cockdoneblur is when you send a blurry dickpic, Normally on accident.

Josh: Bro I accidentally sent a cockdoneblur to my girl.
Ben: Shit dude, thats unfortunate.

by Austi Boi July 1, 2020

cockdoula

women who help others handle taking and sucking cocks

My cockdoula friend held my legs while my husband railed me last night.

by burnerdoula January 12, 2023

byron cook

a retard from akwesasne who thinks he's chief of running water

hey look its byron cook

by kahiio_21 June 10, 2018

Ben Cook

In lots of Musicals....He was Racetrack in Newsies, and Mouthpiece in West Side Story 2021...definitely made both characters the best they could possibly be

Nooooo...You guys my friend message Ben Cook something embarrassing about me!

by Broadway not official March 4, 2022