cookdog 

1. Someone who looks and acts like they were pushed off a cliff

2. Indian boy with glasses, really tall and likes tennis
3. The cool kid in school

"Oi you actual cookdog"
"What a cookdog"
"Ya boi's a fricking cookdog, bro"

cookdog by Vengy6 May 16, 2019

Cockdog 

Vulgar slang term used to describe a particular breed of Dachshund, mainly chiweenies, though it can be applied to any breed of Dachshund in general.

"Yo, did you see DJ? That weiner dog is really effeminate."

"Oh, you mean the cockdog? Yeah, bro, he'd look really pretty in a prom dress."

Cockdog by BUnknown1987 September 2, 2018

coopdogg 

a typically large in size, english speaking mobster claiming to have dutch roots who gets noticed probably due to their boldness, also has a great taste in food and women, can only be used to describe a male of this description. his wepon of choice is the mookblaster.

coopdoggy-dog, go on coopdogg!

coopdogg by coopenmix June 11, 2006

cockdoggie 

small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.

Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race

cockdoggie by james007bond March 12, 2010

cockdog 

when a women puts an erect penis into a hotdog bun that she has filled with ketchup and mustard, and giving the man a blowjob while eating the bun and conduments from around his aroused penis.

i got a cockdog last nite, it was sweet.

cockdog by brenden alley November 8, 2005

Cockdoggies

Small and yet extremely tasty appatizers that are little sausage like weiners resebeling the form of a miniature dogs cock....but ever so delicious!

those cockdoggies were delicious last night at your barbq.

Cockdoggies by Mend January 9, 2008

coondog paralysis

Also known as Acute Polyradiculoneuritis. This is a canine neurological disorder caused by exposure to certain contaminants contained in the feces, saliva, urine and blood of many small animals, such as racoons, possums and skunks.

The 'agent' then sets off an overreaction of the immune system, which leads to paralysis beginning in the back legs and moving forward, eventually leading to heart attacks and pulmonary failure. Some dogs will continue to eat and drink for a while, some will not.

The treatment for this disease is life support until the worst passes, followed by gradually increasing physical therapy. Once infected, the dog will always be at a greatly increased risk of contracting it again, but it can be survived with proper treatment.

Some symptoms to watch for are:
- Weakness starting in the hind legs and progressing to all legs
- Weak bark
- Development of severe weakness
- Total inability to stand
- Shallow breaths or difficulty breathing
- Stiff or rubbery back legs
- Loss of interest in food and/or water
- General lethargy
- Resistance to attempts to walk the dog
- Loss of bowel and/or bladder control
- Fluid in the lungs
- Heart attack

If your dog exhibits any of these symptoms, be sure to ask your vet about coondog paralysis, also known as acute polyradiculoneuritis - it could save your dog's life.

See specialty pet websites for details, or do a web search.

"Man, my vet told me my dog was just old, but then I found out about coondog paralysis, and he had all the symptoms. If I had known, they could have saved my dog. I never should have let him poke his nose in that hole under the bush."

coondog paralysis by James Fraser January 31, 2008