The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.
You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!
-Dane Cook
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
-Andy Kindler
-Dane Cook
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
-Andy Kindler
by Illusion December 14, 2008
My girlfriend is an absolute toux
by Illusion May 26, 2016
A movie starring Chad Michael Murray and Hilary Duff. The movie sucked so badly that the only positive reviews the producers could manage to find to put on the DVD/video's box were from FOX TV and Tiger Beat, a magazine for ten-year-old girls with no taste.
Oh my God I love A Cinderella Story and Raise Your Voice because Hilary Duff is my hero! I want to be lame like her some day!
by Illusion July 21, 2008
by Illusion January 02, 2003
One of the most annoying people on the face of the planet. People with no personalities laugh at him and get angry when others don't think that his incredibly stupid comedy is funny. The only time he is tolerable is when he seriously acts (very well actually) in movies such as One Hour Photo and Insomnia.
by Illusion July 06, 2005