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masturbating prior to a date so as not to get as excited and ejaculate too early when you're having sex.
If you have a safety orgasm before having sex with a partner you last longer than if you don't.

A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.
by james007bond December 02, 2009

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small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.
Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race
by james007bond March 12, 2010

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