secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

secret santas by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

Mexican Secret Santa 

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.

My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock

Mexican Secret Santa by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010

secret santa'd 

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

secret santa'd by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.

I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.

Secret Santa Sex by Gearls December 24, 2008

secret santa 

This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.

Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.

secret santa by rich rick March 30, 2010

Secret Santa 

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.

Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?

Secret Santa by tg2069 May 6, 2010

Secret Santa'd 

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

Secret Santa'd by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015