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Clock-watching 

You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.
I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching
Clock-watching by Burned out August 26, 2013
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watching the clock 

waiting for the clock to turn for daylight savings time
man lastnight was trippin. we was watching the clock and yo man it turned from 1:59 to 3.

Cock watching 

When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
“Bro why are you worried about what I’m doing you’re cock watching right now..”
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020

Cock watching 

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.
Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
Cock watching by kira A May 1, 2021

cock-watching 

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent
"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"
cock-watching by Lazarito February 15, 2022

cock watching 

Constantly watching the cock when someone goes pee pee.
Mr. Sandusky was cock watching Billy while he went to the bathroom.
cock watching by Holywood Hogan October 19, 2013

Cock Watching 

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
Cock Watching by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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