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A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis
Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing
Ulmer by Jim jones February 8, 2013
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Uller Time 

A guild wars gaming term coined by a guildie of ours when he is the only one logged onto the guild roster. He is able to have is "Uller Time" and run around the guild hall naked.
"If I'm just in the GH when no one else is on. I see an empty roster and it becomes "Uller time"!
Uller Time by Aurora Scion May 9, 2008
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Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

Uller Time 

A guild wars gaming term coined by a guildie of ours when he is the only one logged onto the guild roster. He is able to have is "Uller Time" and run around the guild hall naked.
"If I'm just in the GH when no one else is on. I see an empty roster and it becomes "Uller time", Uller
Uller Time by Aurora Scion May 8, 2008
1. Means wolf in Norweigan
2. The name of a Norweigan band, fronted by Krystoffer Rygg. Although they began with black metal roots, they have since progressed in to folk, jazz and electronica. They are currently focused on electronica, to major underground success. Incredibly brilliant. Official site: http://www.jester-records.com/ulver/
I first heard Ulver with they're debut Bergtatt and have followed them since. Even though it's not black metal, I love it anyway.
ulver by K` May 21, 2005

ulterior motive 

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.
I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.
ulterior motive by Chloe98 March 13, 2012
A male name for Muslims with an Arabic origin,most boys with this name are extremely Handsome, loved by all females, are charming to the core, loved by all and prove to be great friends for anyone who needs them whether they like that person or not. Also they are known to excel with a woman in bed and are known to be a success with women. An Umer is usually looked up too by all younger ones and peers and proves to set records that become legends and tales are told about Umer and what great feats he accomplished. All Umers are great frends and lend a helping hand or a shoulder to anyone and everyone.
Girl 1:- Where are all the sute guys.
Girl 2:- Look at the one just entering this place
Girl 1:- Wow! I'm sure he's Umer!
Umer by He_man! August 14, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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