To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

I.G.U. Hairstyle

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.

I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.

I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009

hairstyles of the damned

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

hairstyles of the damned by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

Hairstylist

An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.

My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)

Hairstylist by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010

shag hairstyle

A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."

Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.

shag hairstyle by Big G represent August 25, 2004

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026