To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.
Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"
You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.
I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.
Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.
Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.
An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.
My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)
A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."
Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.