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Hairway to Heaven 

This is the patch of hair leading from your belly button to the goods below.
She lifted up his shirt and followed his hairway to heaven.
Hairway to Heaven by Hawkeyes November 17, 2007

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.
Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

I.G.U. Hairstyle 

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.
I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.
I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009

hairstyles of the damned 

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.
Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

Hairstylist 

An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.
My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)
Hairstylist by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010

shag hairstyle 

A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."
Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.
shag hairstyle by Big G represent August 25, 2004
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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