Kayuke 

verb \’kī-ük\ an activity that combines kayaking or any other adventure with ukulele playing.

Kayuke song excerpts, "Take your uke wherever you go, gratuitous excess to make feelings flow... Maximize enjoyment in all festivity, I reach for my uke and feel connectivity... Adventure and music might not be typical, but I can't deny feeling metaphysical... An attitude of enjoyment in all you do, little friend in hand gives us the cue..."

D: "Have you ever pedaled your Hobie kayak and played the uke at the same time?"
J: "You mean have I ever kayuked? Any chance I get."

J: "Hey do you want to kayuke tonight after work?"
D: "Sure. I'll bring the other instruments too."

D: "Are you really bringing your uke to the summit of Shasta?"
J: "Um yea.. kayuking isn't just with kayaks. Musical adventuring makes me Zen."

Kayuke by Cucaw Man July 18, 2012

Kyuketsuki 

A japanese word for a vampire.

Twilight's kyuketsuki are totally gay

Kyuketsuki by Truelico October 13, 2011

Kajukenbo 

The true and orginal American mixed martial art. AKA The art of dirty streetfighting.

Kajukenbo is a hybrid martial art that combines karate, judo, jujutsu, kenpo, and chinese boxing. It was invented in 1947 in Oahu, Hawaii, at the Palama Settlements, to deal with local crime, as well as to help the people defend themselves from U.S. Navy sailors who would drink and fight with the locals.

The training there was notoriously brutal. Their goal was to be invincible on the street, so the training had to be realistic, and the students sparred with full contact. The number of students soon dwindled to only a few. Those who remained developed into tough fighters with a reputation for employing their art in street fights with only a little provocation.

We are trained with improvised weapons, everything is a weapon. Every person is evaluated, watched even when we are not looking. It is second nature. Don't try it sir, you have a family. Let your pride stand aside or prepare to be taught the harsh lesson of humility.

No flashy moves, no bullshit. Straight to the point, put or shut up. We don't care what you do, who you are or how big you are. You will be dropped. You will remember the day you met us, if we allow you to live.

Bystander: "Who is that?"
Bystander2: "It's a kajukenbo student outside his academy defending himself from a mugger."
Bystander: "What is he doing to that mugger!?"
Bystander:2 "What's it look like he's doing? He's kickin' HIS ass."

Kajukenbo by Kicker of Asses March 30, 2008

Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story

Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.

Kayaker by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011

kaiuke 

The best kind of boy and the best kid of friend. He can be an asshole but he just wants to protect and be there for the ones he cares about. Dating him is such a blessing and it’ll warm your heart whenever he says “I love you”. Prepare to get called cute regularly and get jokingly made fun of! When he picks fun at your high remember it’s just him joking around because he loves you. If you’re his friend, you both will do the dumbest things together. He’ll ride his skateboard into walls cause he’s stupid and won’t pay attention, but he’ll also play his guitar with you. He paints his nails and uses the cat emojis when texting. Overall, an amazing guy to be friends with/date.

“😹😹😹”
-Kaiuke

kaiuke by {Special Seven} December 19, 2021

Kakukery 

Originally intended to describe a cat performing an act of self satisfaction with both hind legs pointing straight up in the air. Subsequently expanded to include similar activities such as cleaning and allowing for only a single leg raised vertically or close to it. Origin of the word is the name of a cat (Kakuk) that was notorious for perfecting the technique.

There's an act of Kakukery taking place behind you on your zoom call!

Kakukery by CatLovingDude June 6, 2023

kayute

The way a cool girl says cute, first used by Faye <3

cool dude: Look at this pictures of my dog!k
cool chick: hah, kayute.

kayute by phasee February 24, 2010