Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story

Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.

by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011

kayaker

One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.

1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."

by Kevod October 25, 2006

Kyaker

Kyaker means cock and can also mean dick

Student: what’s up kyaker
Teacher: ?

by Krypt0kyaker December 30, 2020

Kayaked

When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.

Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?

by Expositioner May 16, 2017

Binge of kayakers

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.

Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.

by Woodquay September 3, 2010

kyaker

A trio of "matured", gorgeous, talented and socially inept girls. Typically all very different in appearance but linked through emotional instability. Very prone to injury (or faking said injury) and giving up halfway through a task.

1. Those three are definitely kyakers

2. Hey kyaker, what's up?

by nitwadjinjas June 30, 2017

Kryaker

The jealous one, who does nothing but cry about everything fishing or kayaking related. They will also bash anyone who loves or rep a product.

This kryaker doesn't like your post Jimmy because you talked about your kayak.

by Mr. Yakeristic August 19, 2016