kabuke

1.One who uses a guitar for heavy masturbation.
2. One who listens to destiny's Child while spanking the bishop
3.One who crys everytime he sees a nipple.
4.One who fucks dogs
5.One who enjoys a good wica waca (click on tag)
6.One decent enough to give a full reach around

Keisuke is such a kabuke.

by Matthew Bernard March 8, 2008

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kabukimono

From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3

Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.

by Akai~ April 14, 2023

kabuse

1. Kidnapping someone without looking at their face and then raping them
2. Covering

お被せを刺激の為に働いてる (I practice okabuse for the thrill of it)

by nulll boat July 7, 2023

Kabuki

Theatre, artifice, fake, insincere, something done only for show. AKA lip service

Congress stated that mine safety would be a priority but I fear that it is just kabuki and nothing will happen.

by Word Monkey April 15, 2010

Kabuki Speaker

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org

SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000

by M.X. September 3, 2004

kabuk

A really funny black individual known for his famous original quote "Boyz Night". He LOVES water.

Girl: Who wrote the song "Party Rock Anthem?"
Kabuk: LMFAO
Girl: What's so funny?
Kabuk: Subscribe to ifunny.cokabuk

by kabukfan May 9, 2018