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Kayaked

When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.
Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?
by Expositioner May 16, 2017
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Kayaked

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe
by Joebidenkanye January 9, 2022
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Kayakdip

occurs when you dip your food in something on one end and then on the other so you won't double dip.
take one carrot and dip the bottom into the dip to gather dressing or sauce
then then take a bite
take the top and dip the top into the sauce or dip

then take a bite.

It is called a Kayakdip because the person first dips the bottom of the fruit or veggie or chip into the dressing and sauce then dips the top into the dressing or sauce.
by monkeyboo1 May 12, 2013
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Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011
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kayakod

(verb) to have someone fail to show up for a scheduled appointment or not return a phone call or email. To get blown off.
I had an appointment scheduled to receive a demo of their product but they kayakod me and didn't bother to show up.
by etothel March 11, 2011
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Binge of kayakers

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.
Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
by Woodquay September 3, 2010
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kayaker

One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.
1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
by Kevod October 25, 2006
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