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To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
Kayaker by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011
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One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.
1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
kayaker by Kevod October 25, 2006
Kyaker means cock and can also mean dick
Student: what’s up kyaker
Teacher: ?
Kyaker by Krypt0kyaker December 30, 2020
When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.
Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?
Kayaked by Expositioner May 16, 2017

Binge of kayakers 

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.
Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
Binge of kayakers by Woodquay September 3, 2010
A trio of "matured", gorgeous, talented and socially inept girls. Typically all very different in appearance but linked through emotional instability. Very prone to injury (or faking said injury) and giving up halfway through a task.
1. Those three are definitely kyakers

2. Hey kyaker, what's up?
kyaker by nitwadjinjas June 30, 2017
The jealous one, who does nothing but cry about everything fishing or kayaking related. They will also bash anyone who loves or rep a product.
This kryaker doesn't like your post Jimmy because you talked about your kayak.
Kryaker by Mr. Yakeristic August 19, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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