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pragnostic 

a person who is completely practical about their belief in God and religion instead of blindly idealistic or dogmatic. Often used to confuse overzealous fundamentalists attempting to pigeonhole someone's beliefs.
Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.
pragnostic by dawax January 23, 2011
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prognosticate 

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.
prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

Prognostihate 

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.
...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!
Prognostihate by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication 

A method of wordsmithing someone else.
Dennis, that prognostication was so sick
Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011

prognostification 

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual
Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.
prognostification by Luke December 17, 2004

pragnatic 

a beautiful girl who's very smart and sensible. often is unaware of her beauty. she has a way of enchanting everyone around her and there's no way you won't fall under her spell.
Damn, that girl is a pragnatic!!
pragnatic by SwaggyP54321 July 26, 2016

plagnostic

A portmanteau term for "Platform Agnostic", accidentally coined by a stammering tech geek, meaning that program or app will run on any computer, phone or other similar device.
The app on Billy's phone was plagnostic, so he could pirate it to all his friends no matter which phone they had.
plagnostic by BradMc April 17, 2015
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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