guyote
Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. - recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).
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Guyote
A manther, but ten years older. Guy + coyote = guyote. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.
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guyote herd
The small to large herd (or pack) of males perusing a bar, searching for female stragglers (away from their group) or lone targets. Just think of a pack of coyotes and their hunting methods. Except being filled with booze.
Jane: Do you see that group of guys there? Some of them are kinda cute.
Jill: Yes, be careful. That's a guyote herd. Don't go to the bathroom by yourself. Take someone with you. And don"t wander too far from the bar either!
Jill: Yes, be careful. That's a guyote herd. Don't go to the bathroom by yourself. Take someone with you. And don"t wander too far from the bar either!
guyote herd by BluCrystalDragon October 25, 2011
Guyute
A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range
Guyute by John Smith January 27, 2005
gyote
gyote by Urban Dictionary June 15, 2008
guytext
Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.
Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.
Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.
guytext by smalljones July 6, 2014
Guytention
Guy 1: Hey man Leslie's lookin pretty lonely tonight.
Guy 2: Yeah we should go give her some guytention.
Guy 2: Yeah we should go give her some guytention.
Guytention by Eewitsyourface July 1, 2008
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