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black man with huge cock
Brian is the mandingo in mandingo junction.
by John Smith March 30, 2005

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A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.
Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!
by John Smith April 03, 2004

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A group of try hard losers who think they are awesome because they consider themselves "ganstas". It's an image that make them look "oh so strong" when really they are pathetic whimps who hide behind this "gang", no more than a childish club, so that people "respect" them. Without this image they no longer get the attention they crave.
No more than a gathering of beggars who formed a club for themselves to help get the attention they seek.
by John Smith January 25, 2004

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A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
by John Smith November 11, 2004

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pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
by John Smith March 18, 2005

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NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.
by John Smith July 03, 2003

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A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.
by John Smith March 22, 2005

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