Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

Guyute by John Smith January 27, 2005

Guyute

An awesomely cool cat with a goatee. Could be described as a tweeker by the speaker, but an all around cute cat who's always funny to watch and makes you laugh til you cry. Bold, boisterous, and active; he fears no one, yet also has a sweet side.

You should've seen what my cat did yesterday, I almost peed my pants! What a Guyute!!

Guyute by Hot Rod Enhancer February 8, 2010

Gyute 

Gyute is the combination of the words gyu and cute.This can be taken in context when describing a who is both gyu and cute at the same time, or can be expressed to describe a particularly exciting situation. Not to be mistaken with word gyut.

Alex: I’m so excited for the fashion show! It’s going to be so gyute!
Thalia: I know right?

Alex: Yeah! You’re also very gyute
Thalia: 😍

Gyute by Gyugh Jackman March 11, 2020

guyote

Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. - recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).

Sally: Julie's boyfriend just told her he's seeing some other girl. Think she's coming out tonight.

Jane: Be prepared to fight off the guyotes, then. They can smell any breakup within a five mile radius, and I don't need to be taking her leftover shots of Jager all night.

guyote by whitlsr August 24, 2009

guytext 

The limited context in which a guy knows another guy in a strictly delineated set of experiences.

Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.

Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.

guytext by smalljones July 6, 2014

Guyote

A manther, but ten years older. Guy + coyote = guyote. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.

I was playing pool with my buddy, Pel, when a couple of manthers, a cougar and a guyote with a gray ponytail came and tried to take our table.

Guyote by Wes Tent January 31, 2006

Guytention 

Guy + Attention; The form of attention a guy gives to a girl with the sole intention of flirting.

Guy 1: Hey man Leslie's lookin pretty lonely tonight.

Guy 2: Yeah we should go give her some guytention.

Guytention by Eewitsyourface July 1, 2008