A small town is southern Ohio close to absolutley nothing of importance. It consists of exactly one traffic light, one bank, and has a local auction every Saturday night. It is known for having beer drinking hicks and hillbillys.

Do you wanna go to Clarksburg and get drunk at the auction on Saturaday Nght?

Clarksburg by Allie Ater February 20, 2009

Clarksburg, MD

An up and coming city in upper Montgomery County, MD that is supposed to have numerous shopping centers when the developers stop crapping around. Right now it's a whole lotta' nothing. A mix of preppy, rich upper class white and asian folk, middle class rednecks, and a smattering of Section 8/Housing Voucher peeps. Overrun with young families with snotty babies.

Lets get a pizza delivered to our house in Clarksburg, MD. Oh yeah, nobody delivers here and there's nowhere to go except shitty Germantown or redneck Damascus. Looks like we're going to Rockville or Bethesda again for food

Clarksburg, MD by sparklesmomma May 15, 2009

Clarksburg, WV

1. A small city in north central West Virginia where the social life of most young adults revolve around an infinite list of local bands.

2. County seat of Harrison County.

Man, I went to another crappy show with a metalcore band from Clarksburg, WV.

Clarksburg, WV by Tara Taylor April 25, 2006

Clarksburg High School

A big and shitty high school located in Clarksburg, Maryland. It is also know as Cranksburg and home to famous brown boys. Not only is the school shitty on the outside but it’s also shitty in the inside. Clarksburg offers many opportunities for young adults. For example, the football team. Even tho they get raped by Damascus and Quince Orchard every year they still attempt to score a touchdown. Clarksburg is home to many druggies and home to kids who like fighting the security guards during lunch. They have no partys happening, or there are small hangouts. Overall, the school is dry.

“Eww, you go to Clarksburg?”
“Aye my cousin goes there.”

“Yo you go to Clarksburg High School that’s wack”

Clarksburg High School by Bigpapi202 December 2, 2019

Clarksburg, CA

Blink your eye and you will miss it. No traffic light. Delta Saints territory, be very aware. Farming,fishing and perhaps some wine making or tasting. Quite quaint and relaxing. Like taking a refreshing step back in time.

I drove down the Sacramento River today past Clarksburg, CA.

Clarksburg, CA by SacRiverSite May 29, 2011

Clarksburg, WV

Clarksburg, WV is the place for drugs, a lot of people call it Cracksburg, almost every stundent in every high school has a juul or some drug on them during the day. Also there is almost nothing to there :)

Welcome to the city of drugs, Clarksburg, WV

Clarksburg, WV by UWU OWO RAWR XD January 20, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026