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Portmanteau for "Female Species". Sometimes confused with "feces".
Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.

Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)
Fecies by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008
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a waste which comes out of the human body from the large intestine.
Fecies smell bad
fecies by adfjjkl; October 25, 2003

Fecies Boner 

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.
CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

tub-fecies 

When you are in the bath tub and the warm water creates a sensation in your asshole that makes u shit in the water.
Paul constantly experiences tub-fecies when he is tking a bath.
tub-fecies by vikings3737 March 23, 2005

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
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or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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