Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

Fecesious by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

Fecesious

The physical condition of, or smell of being covered in feces; unclean or soiled by bile; covered in bowel discharge; exterior coating of excrement.

The stray dog 's fur was fecesious.
My new boots were fecesious after walking through the pasture.
My carpet is fecesious, after my cat had diarrhea.
He smells fecesious.

Fecesious by BettyBopperBoneHopper November 15, 2017

Mount Feceuvious 

When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.

Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.

Mount Feceuvious by joseph blough October 12, 2022

Fecescious 

A feeling of nausea, typically accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence; often leading to gross and ill-timed defecations.

Friend: "Hey man, you don't look so good."

Me: "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit fecescious. It was probably the Taco Bell."

Friend: "I feel that. Just make sure you don't diarrhea all over the place."

Fecescious by I Fly Dairy Air April 17, 2012

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

facetious by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

factsious 

Factsious a word from the Chinese Dicktionary used as a better way of saying facts or fact it’s more proper doper and just all around sick.

Guy 1:Yo that girls booty is so good lookin
Guy 2:FACTSIOUSSSSS!!

factsious by nowaaloco November 13, 2020

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

facetious by Nikki P. September 6, 2004