fecies 

A word created by someone who didn't bother to spell feces correctly.

Feces, not fecies.

fecies by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

Fecies 

Portmanteau for "Female Species". Sometimes confused with "feces".

Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.

Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)

Fecies by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008

fecies 

a waste which comes out of the human body from the large intestine.

Fecies smell bad

fecies by adfjjkl; October 25, 2003

Fecies Boner 

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.

CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

Fecies Boner by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011

tub-fecies 

When you are in the bath tub and the warm water creates a sensation in your asshole that makes u shit in the water.

Paul constantly experiences tub-fecies when he is tking a bath.

tub-fecies by vikings3737 March 23, 2005

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017